Cheetoz — Premium THCa Flower (Farm Bill Compliant)
Hand-curated THCa flower from Dr. Wonderstone — loud orange funk with a creamy gas twist and a smooth exhale that absolutely lives up to the name. Cheetoz is a playful but potent hybrid that blends sharp focus with deep relaxation, making it ideal for unwinding without losing your spark.
Type: Hybrid
Aroma & Flavor: Citrus gas · Creamy diesel · Savory orange zest
What You’ll Notice
Chunky, resin-heavy buds that coat your fingers and burst with bright citrus and creamy diesel notes. The inhale lands with tangy orange sweetness before rolling into a mellow, head-to-toe calm that stays functional and creative.
Vibe: Laid-back and clear—perfect for late-afternoon hangs, music sessions, or kicking back after work without sliding straight into couch-lock.
Key Cannabinoids (from COA)
• THCa — 25.84%
• Δ9-THC — ND (≤ 0.3% by dry weight)
• Total THC (calc.) — 22.66%
• Total Cannabinoids — 26.62%
• Total CBD — ND
Safety Screens
Pesticides — Pass · Mycotoxins — Pass · Heavy Metals — Pass · Microbial — Pass
Compliance
Federally legal, hemp-derived product; 2018 Farm Bill compliant with Δ9-THC ≤ 0.3% (dry weight). Legal in most states—check local laws before purchase.
Good to Know
Age 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA. No medical claims are made.